MISC. WAS BAFFLED by a notice on the Internet search site Yahoo! promising a link to a British nudist camp for transvestites. How can you be undressed and cross-dressed at the same time? Did the queens just wear wigs, and high heels? But on reading the "Garden of Eden" site (http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/R_Brett3/), the explanation was simple. By summer it's a normal nonerotic family nudist camp. (As the site says, "Our club is widely recognised as being the in place to go for a fun time holiday.") But during the miserable Welsh winter, it holds weekends for fully-cross-dressed closeted queens to express their lifestyles away from the general populace. You have three seconds to fantasize about Robert Morley types or the bluebloods from the movie Scandal sharing high tea in frilly lace things.

THE FINE PRINT (at the bottom of a "No Food/Drink" sign outside a video arcade on University Way): "Thank You For Your Coordination."

CATHODE CORNER: Wm. Bennett, the Bush Administration drone we've previously dissed for his dissing of trash TV, plans to turn his heavy-handed pieties into a cartoon show, Adventures from the World of Virtues. It'll air on PBS, which Bennett had previously denounced as a waste of tax bucks. If I had kids I'd rather let 'em watch Melrose Place.

BACK INTO THE DRINK: Your fave bar or coffeehouse might soon stock the Canadian-made Jones Soda, the latest attempt at a Gen-X pop sold at microbeer prices (and distributed by microbeer jobbers). It's got five fruity flavors, each with a different level of carbonation, dressed in as many as 56 different label photos including a pierced navel, a coffee cup, a cigarette lighter, a skateboard, barstools, an OPEN sign, a black fedora, and a Corvette logo. If you ignore the desperate-to-be-hip marketing the pop itself's not bad, especially the cherry flavor.

DEAD AIR REDUX?: I do have nice things to say about the Weekly sometimes. F'rinstance, their Mike Romano got KUOW/ KCMU boss Wayne Roth to quasi-confirm a rumor I'd published a couple months back, that Roth was considering killing KCMU and using the frequency for a classical format aimed at the affluent audiences corporate sponsors (oops, "underwriters") love. (Roth's office issued a statement claiming his Weekly statement only expressed speculation, not a firm policy decision.) There's nothing wrong with KCMU's programming or finances that can't be traced to Roth's mistaken belief that the station is, or should be, his personal bureaucratic turf. Public broadcasting, when it's really public, isn't a private business and shouldn't be run as one. It's a trust between a dedicated programming team and a closely-involved community of listeners.

CLUB ME: F'r another instance, a Weekly brief last month casually revealed the mysterious "Erik Shirley" lurking behind the scenes at Moe's was the son of Jon Shirley, prominent ex-Microsoft/ Radio Shack exec, who in turn has a bit of investment in the joint. I can't imagine a Radio Shack vet caring about music, 'cept those cool ol' stereo-separation LPs. Besides, if Moe's was led by somebody who knew tech, they wouldn't have entrusted their first live Internet concert (with the Presidents on 12/31) to Spry/ CompuServe and Xing StreamWorks, the outfits behind the Paramount's Cyberian Rhapsody fiasco.

MISC.'S TOP 7: How Tasty Was My Little Frenchman, dir. Nelson Periera dos Santos (New Yorker Video), the greatest all-nude Amazon cannibalism comedy ever made... The Secret Adventures of Tom Thumb, dir. Dave Borthwick (Manga Entertainment Video)... Safeway coupon books... Cerealizing America: The Unsweetened Story of American Breakfast Cereal, Scott Bruce and Bill Crawford (Faber & Faber)... The Box: An Oral History of Television, 1920-1961, Jeff Kisseloff (Viking)... Blue Raspberry Squeeze Pop, the candy that looks like a tube of Prell... Yugoslavia: Death of a Nation (BBC/ Discovery Channel miniseries)...

MISC.'S BOTTOM 6: Watch This! (KING-TV)... AJ's Time Travelers (KTZZ)... CompuServe's Usenet censorship (one more reason to switch to an indie Internet provider)... Double-cross-platform software (stuff that's promoted as running on different operating systems but really only works on Windows)...The NBA's attempt to shut unofficial fan websites... Betting on the Bud Bowl (it's pre-scripted! You could be betting with the film editor's cousin).