MISCmedia for 11/2/00
Positive Negativity

TWO OR THREE SHORT THINGS TODAY, starting with a defense of a perennial, and perennially maligned, American institution.

YES, I LIKE NEGATIVE CAMPAIGN ADS. The rest of the time, TV and radio commercials are all bright 'n' bouncy, overstuffed with that incessant mandatory happiness that's pervaded American life from employee-motivation courses to theme-park architecture and even many evangelical churches. But during election season, suddenly the tenor of spots changes.

We get Our Man depicted in bright, cheery color, hugging the wife and kids. The Other Guy, meanwhile, gets portrayed in stern black-and-white still mug shots that get shrunk and darted across the screen; while buzzwords get electronically stamped on his face like canceled postage.

And judging from this year's slander spots, the received ideas behind the buzzwords are ossifying into a formulaic ritual, of little relation to either the candidates or the voters. Republican consultants still expect the populace to get scared out of our wits by the mere mention of "bureaucrats," "big government," and especially "liberal," as if the Reaganisms of 20 years ago were still a novelty instead of a bore. And the corporate Democrats can't seem to think of anything to smear Republicans with besides the spectre of an anti-choice Supreme Court.

(There's plenty of other legit complaints to be made against the Repo Men, of course; but the corporate Demos don't want to bring up issues on which they could themselves be called to account.)

So if smear ads have become a rite engaged in strictly for its own sake, why haven't other advertisers hopped on the trend? I'm still hoping to hear something like: "Pepsi says they've got the most refreshing soft drink. But take a look at the facts...."

'SWING' KIDS: Here's a recommendation for a book you can't get, at least not very easily.

Canadian author Billie Livingston was in town a month or two back, accompanying a friend of hers who'd gone to participate in a joint reading at the Elliott Bay Book Co. While here, Livingston consigned a few copies of her new novel Going Down Swinging, thus far published only in Canada.

It's a gorgeous, poignant little tale about a severely alcoholic mom whose second husband and teenage daughter have both abandoned her. Her only solace, besides bottles and pills and lines, is the seven-year-old second daughter she struggles to keep custody of and who loves her dearly, despite mom's frequent blackouts and occasional hooking. It's a tale of real family values and survival, mainly set in Vancouver's threatened-with-gentrification east end.

You should try to get it, at Elliott Bay or thru a Canadian online bookseller such as Chapters.

UPDATE: Thanks for your emailed comments about our forthcoming experiment with fictional alter-ego characters in the online column. The first episode to include some of them will appear in the next week or two, and will be duly identified as fictional, maybe.

UN-SPOOKED: Halloween 2000 turned out about as expected, at least at the events attended by myself and our intrepid team.

There were the usual assortments of robots, furry critters (rabbits, cats, dogs, et al.), politicians, celebrities (Marilyn Monroe, Jesus, Elvis), lumberjacks, devils, '70s disco dudes, loinclothed adventure heroes, bare-butted samba belles, firefighters, detectives, politicians, superheroes, and at least one woman dressed as a kitschy lamp (gold body paint, gold grass skirt and bra, a shade on her head).

Not seen, at least by our team were any of the characters that would've been really scary here and now:

• A WTO riot cop.

• John Carlson.

• A mummy wrapped in old copies of The Rocket.

• Mariners relief pitcher Arthur Rhodes.

OTHER WORDS (from Aldous Huxley): "I can sympathize with people's pains but not with their pleasures. There is something curiously boring about somebody else's happiness."

TOMORROW: The Clash, Motown, and three generations' notions of musical empowerment.

ELSEWHERE:

• According to Fortune's dot-com-mania post-mortem piece, "Let's face it: Nobody wants to buy shampoo over the Internet...."

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