12-24-97 Stranger Misc. A Pink-Slip Xmas PRE-BOXING DAY GREETINGS to all from Misc., the column that's lived through at least three ska revivals, four rockabilly revivals, and now a second swing revival. (The last was in the mid-'80s, when Joe Jackson and David Lee Roth recorded Louis Jordan covers, Kid Creole revived the zoot suit, and New York Doll David Johansen turned into Buster Poindexter.) 'Twas funny, but not unexpected, to see the P-I use the "Swing Revival" hype as the excuse for its fourth annual "End of Grunge" article. Swing never really went away, of course. There've been swing dance classes in colleges and high schools lo these many years. The New Orleans Cafe has had a swing night since '88. The only thing that's new is that L.A. finally caught onto it, following the success of bands like Squirrel Nut-Zippers, thus making it a "national" trend. UPDATES: The 66 Bell art studios haven't been depopulated for redevelopment yet, and now they won't be until at least July. Some tenants are reportedly trying to negotiate a longer reprieve with the building owner, but nothing's certain yet.... Just when I wrote about the blossoming of funky retail along the western stretch of E. Pine St., two of the street's clothing veterans (Reverb and Righteous Rags) announced they'll soon close. The former will become Penny's Arcade (old time video and pinball); the latter will become an expansion of Bimbo's Bitchin Burrito Kitchen. LOCAL PUBLICATION OF THE WEEK: Issue #2 of Neal Wankoff's Bang!Bang! is out. It's a bright-'n'-breezy 16-page digest-sized popzine packed full with words and pix about Tube Top, Blammo, James Bertram of Red Stars Theory, and much more. Free at the usual dropoff spots or $1 for two issues from 1600 15th Ave., Seattle 98122. THE FINE PRINT (in an Ericsson TV commercial, set at the Carolina Panthers football stadium the Swedish cell-phone company bought the naming rights to): "Teams depicted do not represent actual football teams." TOYLAND GREETINGS: Hasbro reports record sales and profits on its assorted products (GI Joe, Monopoly, Scrabble, Mr. Potato Head, et al.), and a week later sez it will fire 20 percent of its staff, just so it can subcontract more work to Mexican sweatshops. We don't know how this might affect Hasbro's Seattle operation, which packages and re-ships products made in the company's Asian plants. Ordinarily, I'd say there was something strategically amiss about a consumer-products company firing so many people, contributing to reduced middle-class buying power and hence reducing demand for its own products. But Hasbro's the sponsor of the "Holiday Giving Tree" promotion on the Rosie O'Donnell Show, inviting viewers to buy new toys and send 'em in to be given to less-fortunate kids. Maybe the company's thinking if there are more layoffs across the economy, there'll be more less-fortunate kids, and hence a chance for bigger "Giving Tree" programs in future Xmases. ON THE RACKS #1: Beth Nugent's novel Live Girls (Vintage Contemporaries trade paperback) has a cover with Kristine Peterson's photo of the famous sign of the same name outside downtown Seattle's Champ Arcade, but the story itself takes place in a "decaying Eastern port city." ON THE RACKS #2: Nancy Manahan, author of Lesbian Nuns: Breaking the Silence (one of at least three books that year with the same subtitle but different topics) now has a new anthology, On My Honor: Lesbians Reflect on Their Scouting Experience. Mind you, while some lesbians may have fond coming-O-age memories of the Girl Scouts, that doesn't mean the Girl Scout organization holds many nice thoughts toward lesbians. I'm reminded of the lesbian promoters of the Kit Kat Klub cabaret space in east Fremont (circa 1982), who had to fold their operation after their liquor-license application was challenged by the Girl Scouts' regional office up the street. 'TIL NEXT WEEK and the annual Misc. In/Out List, think about the KeyArena crowd who cheered when Perry Farrell shouted, "How many of you here believe God is a woman?" and whether, considering some of the capricious and vengeful behaviors attributed to the Judeo-Christian deity, these cheering boys were really being all that complimentary to the feminine spirit.

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