MISC.Media by Clark Humphrey; Archived Columns



Index to 1996 Misc. Columns
  • 1-4-96
    Zygon-be-gone/7 Gables Theaters for sale again?/3-way taxi merger/Whole Toon Catalog fades to black/foam dancing
  • 1-10-96
    More microbrew soda pops/more KCMU speculation/drag queens at a nudist camp?/Bill Bennett's cartoon show/the Microsoft-Radio Shack-Seattle nightclub connection/books I like/TV shows I don't like/betting on the Bud Bowl
  • 1-17-96
    Defending Nixon/a CD-(P)ROM game for girls/Washington's first free-standing cocktail lounge/the "Starbucks of health care"
  • 1-24-96
    The new band room at Sit & Spin/hookers selling Candlebox albums?/Faux Faulkner writing contest/"A Women"/naked mole-rats are beyond cool!
  • 1-31-96
    Defending Apple Computer/save the Blob!/let it snow (x3)
  • 2-7-96
    Griffey slams/Behring punts/The trouble with Netcasting, revisited/Shell's weird credit card offer
  • 2-14-96
    Net censorship/The coming TV cartoon glut/Why Procter & Gamble's pushing fake fat/estrogen poisoning?/Another B-movie fanzine
  • 2-21-96
    Steve Forbes compared to W.R. Hearst/NW Cable News reviewed/Mattel vs. Hasbro/World Wrestling Federation vs. Ted Turner/Upper Queene Anne lost to the Upscale
  • 2-28-96
    Legislature vs. strip clubs/fake "indie" film outfits/Phil Gramm/Fun neon signs/Nigeria's PR in Black newspapers
  • 3-6-96
    The search for a new Adobe abode/Lowry's logoff/Obscure satellite music channels/Gil Scott-Heron for Nike/Denny's for the Harlem Globetrotters/one less all-ages music space
  • 3-13-96
    The small part of Buchanan's message I like/State Legislature update/ex-Seahawks name contest results/an Asian-American alterna-zine/love and media mergers/too much Cocktail Nation?/Edith Piaf, the original punk!
  • 3-20-96
    More on Steve Forbes and Egg magazine/Spud Goodman's sort-of return to TV/dumbed-down school textbooks/the true civic value of "the arts"
  • 3-27-96
    DBX audio update/battling Courtney Love impersonators/pirate radio/Washington Hall's fate/Johnny Rotten sells out some more/Martin Pang mania/Paul Allen-Seahawks jokes
  • 4-3-96
    A sex workers' zine/public access back in TV Times/Vancouver's Ford Theatre/shot-in-Seattle underground film debuts/fun with spell-checking/the great radio consolidation
  • 4-10-96
    A Seattle singer's Esquivel connection/the global music biz vs. regional pop/vintage chain stores/Ross Shafer turns to "guy" comedy/home shopping on regular TV
  • 4-17-96
    Bar-hopping by the numbers/is rape punk?/Tropicana and Apollo 13/more pirate radio attempts/Mad Cow Disease, the band
  • 4-24-96
    New Kingdome uses/Subaru ads for lesbians/Elvira Beer/Food Giant update/Vancouver, television city/Joey Shithead, punk politician/Eastside "secession" campaign
  • 5-1-96
    One more Paul Allen-Seahawks joke/phallic jokes in hamburger ads/a baseball fanzine/Seattle's best restaurants for cereal/what's more likely to get you, street crime or a car crash?
  • 5-8-96
    "White pride" recruiters on campus
  • 5-15-96
    Bob Blackburn Jr. meets Betty Page/C. Love meets Bertolucci, sort of/end of 1991-era rock clubs/"Picasso and Friends"/a Kingdome re-use suggestion
  • 5-22-96
    the biggest conglomerate you never heard of/No-Diet Days return/"progressive" politicians and the war against the poor/fake microbrews
  • 5-29-96
    "alternative" production music/Off Ramp update/nightclubs paid off by cig companies/"naughty" hotel ads/Newsweek's pathetic Seattle hype
  • 6-6-96
    an essay, on the occasion of Misc.'s tenth anniversary, about the city with which I have an ongoing lover's quarrel
  • 6-13-96
    The Church of Kurt Cobain/RKCNDY update/masturbation as ad metaphor/Wobbly zine review/Olestra request
  • 6-20-96
    KCMU News censored into oblivion/"Grunge Gunk" hair goop/Food co-op vs. Aurora Ave./a "poetry-free" zine review
  • 6-27-96
    Sonics postmortem/Mickey Mouse goes to Rio/Nazis and synchronized swimmers/CNBC misses the news
  • 7-4-96
    Bon Marche loses another dept./more music clubs close/Hank Williams' minstrel influence
  • 7-11-96
    Pike Place gentrification/sidewalk suppers on Second/"profits from poverty"/McDonald's, Nike, and Westlake Center
  • 7-18-96
    Kids' rights/DIY jazz CDs/Planet Hollywood vs. film-as-art/a literary zine on Mercer Island
  • 7-25-96
    The incredible shrinking 206 area code/phone-card speculation/Anton Chekov meets Cobain in Florida/"wraps" rapped/faux-Altoids from Tacoma/
  • 8-1-96
    Lesbian artists stereotyped/women's tops made from men's briefs/Olympics thots/Seattle cops vs. political art/modem-tax threats/"fear of content"
  • 8-8-96
    The Three Stooges and Pat Robertson/Xena, a clean girl in a dirty neighborhood/labia lifts/Olympix in Seattle?/The Shot vs. Watchmen
  • 8-15-96
    a personal essay on family, heredity, and destiny
  • 8-22-96
    Fun with bottle caps/Toaster Museum and RKCNDY updates/Billy Tipton Sax Quartet/soft drinks with gummy gunk added/new bus colors/the Unbomber strikes!/"Kill The Hippies"
  • 8-29-96
    Jack vs. Shawn Kemp/sex and the car factory/Food Giant doomed/new local-art zine/"Joke of the Century"/Urban Decay cosmetics/"Ways to Praise Your Child"
  • 9-5-96
    Rev. Farrahkan vs. Independence Day/movies to drink by/Orbitz pop update/nose rings and dress codes/no more Camel Cash?
  • 9-12-96
    Virtual I-glasses/Spud Goodman's return to local TV/Tacoma online tax dropped/conceptual artists and their living spaces/generational empowerment via gambling?
  • 9-19-96
    an end-of-summer clearance of local zine reviews
  • 9-26-96
    Jack Kemp's disappearing act/Olestra, Westlake Center, and Spud Goodman updates/supermarket tabloids' death spiral
  • 10-3-96
    Norm Rice, the quick-cooking politician/REI's roots remembered/a fake indie zine by Red Kamel's ad agency
  • 10-10-96
    Who's more insulting to NW women, eastern writer Annie Dillard or the Times'anti-Dillard rant?/a legendary Seattle steakhouse reborn/the Ms' non-Miracle Season II/let's buy KIRO!
  • 10-17-96
    Reno: Land of Contrasts! (Expanded online version)
  • 10-24-96
    Special all-retail edition with a defunct mondo-video store, Best Products' withdrawal from Washington, Food Stamps for pizzas, the possible return of the dreaded Cologne Cult, a "Geek Chic" boutique, and potential us es for the ex-REI site
  • 10-31-96
    Election ennui/Murdoch vs. cable access in NYC/drug-store consolidation/what ever happened to Courtney Love?
  • 11-7-96
    Grownup Halloween second thoughts/NW Bookfest/the secret of extra-crispy fries/a cute Brian Eno review
  • 11-14-96
    Wal-Mart arrives in Renton/more election ennui/getting violently ill from health drinks
  • 11-21-96
    The mysterious connections between Seattle and All My Children/QFC's plans for the Food Giant building/bridal pix leave the Times/demographic cleansing comes to Pio. Square/hate radio in exile
  • 11-28-96
    The Fabulous Sports Babe, a legend in her own mind/Son of the Blob goes religious/a new nickname for REI/a really long local zine/meeting the "living Barbie" at Toys "R" Us
  • 12-5-96
    Demolishing the SCUD artists' co-op/mourning a Tacoma rockzine/Free WIlly beverages/what's really wrong with U District retail/Frasier's Seattle inaccuracies/snow memories
  • 12-12-96
    New local "political" publications/Ernst Hardware's demise/more "alternative" beers/a twist on "race-blind" actor casting
  • 12-19-96
    Kingdome doomed?/California Raisin haters/odd men are in!/why kids love Elmo/TCI's troubles
  • 12-26-96
    In/Out List for 1997 (with your suggestions)

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