MISC.Media by Clark Humphrey; Archived Columns


Index to 1997 Misc. Columns
  • 1-2-97
    Stadia debacle cont./alternative is dead!
  • 1-9-97
    The anti-aesthetic of hard-porn video/Michael Moore/the Evita look/a bitter soda/the new Value Village/another viewpoint on TicketMaster/a "goliath of the sky"
  • 1-16-97
    Behind the Marvel Comics bankruptcy
  • 1-23-97
    Ebonics explained/scary new ads for Pontiac and Blockbuster/new store, Math n' Stuff
  • 1-30-97
    Hattie's Hat gets reblocked/more weird ads/pirate radio doom?/Larry Flynt explained, once and for all/Seattle Wrappes in Oregon
  • 2-6-97
    More Hendrix fetishization/magnetic fake-pierced jewelry at the Seattle Gift Show/KSTW's new owners/Vox Populi Gallery R.I.P.
  • 2-13-97
    The Capitol Club and the coming-O-age of the Blank Generation/the mainstream press suddenly discovers 20-year-old "youth" subcultures/the return of Fizzies/how to solve the Fred Meyer vs. Leary Way neighborhood squabble/a Valentine's quip
  • 2-20-97
    ASUW Experimental College's hiatus/"antiquing"/a regional book distributor's troubles/the Weekly for sale/weird news item of the week
  • 2-27-97
    If the Kingdome goes, where will the Home Show go?/KidStar Radio dies/retail changes/deaf lib at a local Mardi Gras party/Microsoft compared to Family Feud
  • 3-6-97
    how I became four-fifths the man I used to be
  • 3-13-97
    The leisure/labor contradiction that is GameWorks/the wonder that is Boeing Surplus/the memory that was Sunny Jim
  • 3-20-97
    If reading automatically makes you smarter, how does Publishers Clearing House fool all those mag subscribers?/sheep-cloning puns/a pseudo-Russian literary zine/local TV owner shuffle
  • 3-27-97
    More on the greatly exaggerated "Death of the Book"/GameWorks update/Reese's Cookie Cups and Starburst Fruit Twists/microbrew sales going flat?
  • 4-3-97
    Goodbye Courtney/Goodbye Trident Imports/Hello 'Potty Training Kelly' doll/Hello wood computer mice/Hello KONG-TV/'Who That?' to public-TV announcers
  • 4-10-97
    John Fogerty's non-participation in the Saul Zaentz lovefest/Landmark Theaters' new logo/Cocktail Culture and nostalgia for liberalism
  • 4-17-97
    An essay for the 35th anniversary of the Seattle World's Fair asking whatever happened to Century 21
  • 4-24-97
    The masculinization of Japanese snacks/the end of Cyclops/the end of Mayor Rice's regime/a cocktail-girlie mag/Soundgarden sendoff
  • 5-1-97
    Nordstrom's (and the fashion biz's) woes/"Italian" sodas from Bothell/a bike-messengers' zine/the Seahawk stadium vote/cigars and babies/advice to young writers
  • 5-8-97
    The rise of QFC supermarkets/the fall of My Suzie's restaurant/chocolate-flavored frozen veggies/no sports-logo tax, darn it!
  • 5-15-97
    Royko remembered/a dumb Seattle-set rock novel/a dumber Virginia-set rock novel/a cool Seattle-made cocktail zine
  • 5-22-97
    Why I'm leaning toward supporting the Seahawk stadium scheme/TCI's plans for low-definition TV/a private quasi-lottery for a house/more on glycerol ester of wood rosin
  • 5-29-97
    A '70s new age sex church returns/Dennis Rodman dolls/more new area codes
  • 6-5-97
    The at-long-last reincarnation of the Off Ramp club/Nike's flat sales/a video arcade's hygiene rules/a cereal made just for box-collecting speculators/a local industrial zine/Allen Ginsberg's legacy reconsidered
  • 6-12-97
    Some thoughts about life and society upon turning 40
  • 6-19-97
    Think! energy bars/local TV news implodes/no more Virtual i-Glasses/end of the cafe cereal craze/'Sexy Moms'/the sublime sluttiness of British Cosmo
  • 6-26-97
    a visit to remote and exotic Corvallis, Oregon (a.k.a. Beaver Territory)
  • 7-3-97
    Cloud Room doomed?/the hidden social significance of Fraggle Rock/PMS Crunch candy/Fox News Channel's weird promos/what do you do with a surplus Kingdome?
  • 7-10-97
    New cafe, the Coffee Messiah/Cinerama theater update/life after cigarette billboards/the decline of daytime 'reality' talk shows/win for the chance to smash a genuine Chihuly!
  • 7-17-97
    Jim Goad's Redneck Manifesto and the eternal war between white trash and white cash/why Microsoft wouldn't buy CBS/health spas and other body businesses
  • 7-24-97
    Calling for a 12-month moratorium against Seattle artists moving to New York or California (with reader comments added 7-28-97)
  • 7-31-97
    Alternatives to the CD jewel box/"Right o-on?"/gooey candy for X-treme sportsters/Burger King "Dino Tenders"/call for entries to the Misc. Midsummer Reading List
  • 8-7-97
    Defending Seafair again/collectible hot sauces/the US/Canada Salmon War escalates
  • 8-14-97
    the first Misc. Midsummer Reading List
  • 8-21-97
    DIY-culture guidebooks published by Disney/new indie moviehouse/more book superstores?/end of the art journal Aorta
  • 8-28-97
    The (brief) local disappearance of Zippy the Pinhead/estrogen and intelligence/the Seahawks' new corporate name/a quasi-troubling Redhook Ale slogan/the Nitelite Cafe gone yuppified/a live fringe-theater play in an abandoned movie theater/a search for formerly-popular music forms that haven't been revived by hipsters
  • 9-4-97
    Replacement Spice Girls?/Reader's Digest troubles/Zippy brought back
  • 9-11-97
    Musical genres that haven't gone hip (yet)/Denny's goes 'diner'
  • 9-18-97
    Diesel clothing catalogs and whether parody is really just an excuse/can the cigar mania be stopped?/Seattle Olympics in 2012?/the Ken Griffey Jr. collectible statue/Seattle Weekly's new look
  • 9-25-97
    More forgotten musical forms/worry beads for Mariner fans/an "anti-Internet-hoax" hoax
  • 10-2-97
    How to voluntarily complicate your life/autumnal skies return/Mariners playoff fever returns/a 'sedentary Sousa band'/a stilt walker at an airport birthday party/Liz Taylor's favorite deodorant
  • 10-9-97
    Bye-bye Shawn Kemp and Marv Albert/bye-bye Seattle Scroll/Microsoft's online layoffs/what do they call Smurfs in Spain?
  • 10-16-97
    Heaving Las Vegas, a slightly askew travelogue (expanded online edition)
  • 10-23-97
    Airbus's Super Transporter plane compared to Thunderbird 2/a strip club's public political pleas/Sonics sans Scheffler/Alien Pops/another local women's zine/who's more powerful, Sabrina or Buffy?
  • 10-30-97
    Why I love the Monorail Initiative/the official Seattle Monopoly game/a 'restaurant graveyard' location revisited/hotel neon revived
  • 11-6-97
    David Duchovny doesn't (heart) Vancouver/what's irony, really?/another radio station that doesn't know what decade it is/sex on the brain/scanning video images straight into the eyeballs/Halloween roundup
  • 11-13-97
    Why the Seattle political-media machine's afraid of the Monorail Initiative/downtown yuppification vs. strippers/the Pike-Pine retail renaissance/author Wm. Vollman's vision of hell
  • 11-20-97
    'Secrets for Making Love Work'/theater funding, yesterday and today/Smack Ramen--eat it, don't shoot it up/Lincoln High: great film set, lousy school site/'Topper' author's modesty/what'll future generations fetishize about today?
  • 11-26-97
    Fun with latex/more fun with variety meats/the big QFC-Fred Meyer merger/gay disco turns into piano bar
  • 12-4-97
    What future generations will fetishize about the '90s (cont'd)/it's official: Austin's the Next Seattle!/remembering The Blob/blaming everything on El Nino/new clothing boutique, the New York Exchange
  • 12-11-97
    Sex toys and Tacoma (the two great tastes that go great together)/a Supersucker's doppelganger/an all-woman Rosencrantz & Guildenstern/breakfast and a movie
  • 12-18-97
    Five years after the 'Seattle Scene' hype's peak/happy 50th, Chubby and Tubby!
  • 12-24-97
    Hasbro's holiday layoffs/lesbians in the Girl Scouts/Cell phones and fake football teams/fewer Cap. Hill clothing spots/a cool new pop-music zine/truth behind 'Swing Revival' hype/Perry Farrell's goddess worship
  • 12-31-97
    The In/Out List for 1998, with reader suggestions

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