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THE INS AND THE OUTS
December 31st, 1997 by Clark Humphrey

Welcome to the 12th annual Misc. In/Out list, your most reliable guide to the people, places, and things coming into and away from public prominence over the following months. As always, this list predicts what will become hot and not-hot; not necessarily what’s hot or not-hot now. We are not responsible for any investment decisions which might be made on the basis of this information. Thanks to all the readers who suggested items.

INSVILLE...........................OUTSKI

Video golf.........................Quake

Co-ops.............................Condos

St. John's Wort....................Prozac

Maktub.............................Electronica

Apple comeback.....................Marvel comeback

Working for Amazon.com.............Working for Microsoft

Della Street.......................Picabo Street

KONG...............................Nick at Nite

Ice wine...........................Ice beer

Meredith Brooks....................Sarah McLachlan

Old-hotel wallpaper patterns......."Sponged" wall finishes

See-thru...........................Wonderbra

Soul...............................Funk

Pop-Up Video......................12 Angry Viewers

Crimson............................Ochre

Tennessee Oilers...................Washington Wizards

Atlanta Hawks......................Chicago Bulls

DVD (finally)......................Internet "push" ads

Neomodern..........................Postmodern

Superstores........................Megamalls

New York Exchange..................Banana Republic

NY Times in color.................Commercials in black and white

Kasi Lemmons.......................Paul Verhoven

Michelle Yeoh......................Kirstie Alley

Wapato.............................LaConner

Oxfords............................Nikes

International Channel..............Fox News Channel

Payday loans.......................Home-equity loans

Java...............................Windows 98

RVs................................Houseboats

Monorail initiative................Cabaret ordinance

New symphony hall..................New Nordstrom store

Oracle NC..........................WebTV

Privatized liquor sales............Privatized electricity sales

What're Ya Talkin' About, Sherman?.Don't Quote Me On This!

Vin Baker..........................Dennis Rodman

ABL................................WNBA

Goddess Kring......................David Kerley

Laetitia Casta.....................Tish Goff

R.D. Laing.........................Deepak Chopra

Homemade CDs.......................Fake indie labels

Sleep capsules.....................Futons

The new Zoom.......................Arthur

Men's make-up......................Women's suits

Wireless modems....................Cell phones

Emerald Queen......................Tulalip Casino

The new Beetle.....................Sport utes

Beacon Hill........................Upper Queen Anne

Rosie O'Donnell....................Dr. Laura

Pectoral implants..................Penile implants

Wormwood...........................Crystal meth

Monarch............................Absolut

Budapest...........................Prague

International Herald Tribune.......NME

Cabarets...........................Poetry slams

Tom Frank..........................Noam Chomsky

Having sex.........................Reading erotica

Bad Badz-Maru......................Elmo

Asian crash........................GATT

Breakfast movies...................Dinner theater

Golden Delicious...................Fiona Apple

Aaron Brown........................Matt Lauer

King of the Hill..................Wacky World of Tex Avery

Manhattan..........................Wired

rewired.com........................suck.com

Rowan Atkinson.....................David Schwimmer

Imps...............................Angels

Schmidt............................Budweiser

Sleater-Kinney.....................Oasis

Peasants..........................."Peasant food"

Seattle housing crisis.............Potholes

"Super duper"......................"Rad"

Cool...............................Hot

Old magazine art...................Photomosaics

Empowerment........................Self-victimization

Revolution Records.................DGC

Chocolate-covered graham cookies...Mazurkas

Pepper pot.........................Lentil

Silk shirt.........................Silk jackets

Do-gooders.........................Go-getters

And, as promised, some of your suggestions:

Subject: In/Out nominations

Sent: 12/11/97 2:54 PM

Received: 12/12/97 8:32 AM

From: Ed Harper (MacTemps), a-edharp@microsoft.com

To: 'clark@speakeasy.org', clark@speakeasy.org

IN...................................OUT

trains...............................747 center fuel tanks

MIR debris...........................Russians in space

co-ops...............................condos

St.Johns Wort........................Prozac

Cuba (if Castro dies)................Club Med

Ad Busters...........................Spy (stick a fork in it)

scotch...............................martinis (these have to go)

UW mens basketball...................UW football (after the huskies lose the Aloha Bowl)

The soon-to-be-radioactive Columbia..Dilbert (maybe 'The Problem with Dilbert' will help)

real heroes..........................Diana (nah, it'll never happen)

conspiracy theories..................El Nino

Subject: My nomination for the in/out list98

Sent: 12/7/97 10:02 AM

Received: 12/7/97 8:40 PM

From: Jose Amador, jaguerra@vcommons.com

To: clark@speakeasy.org

OUT:electronica

IN:Maktub

Subject: In/Out list

Sent: 12/17/97 5:03 PM

Received: 12/18/97 8:41 AM

From: Jeremy Surbrook, fishnet@u.washington.edu

To: clark@speakeasy.org

Dear Clarke,

These are my submissions for 1998,

In: sleaze Out: Political Correctness

In: bland domestics Out: microbrews

In: the 1930's Out: 1970's

In: bargain Hunting Out: conspicuious consumption

In: fast, short action films Out: long, boring ambiguious, incomprehensible art films

In: word of mouth Out: the internet

Thanks, Jeremy


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