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THE REAL IN AND THE FALLING OUT FOR TWO-OUGHT-SEVENTEEN
January 1st, 2017 by Clark Humphrey

To start things off for the year so big they named a teen magazine after it, and for the 31st consecutive year (really!), we proudly present the MISCmedia In/Out List, the most trusted (and only accurate) list of its kind in this and all other known content platforms.

As always, this list compiles what will become torrid and tepid in the coming year, not necessarily what’s torrid and tepid now. If you believe everything hot now will just keep getting hotter, I’ve got some Samsung 7 phones to sell you.

INSVILLE OUTSKI
HALA “Just trust the free market”
“Intersectionality” “Lefter than thou”
Black dresses Brown shirts
Resistance Submission
Poke Pokémon Go
Shawls “Luxury leggings”
Teddy Ruxpin revival Hatchimals
NES Classic Edition “Call of Duty”
Joachim Trier Roland Emmerich
Dev Patel Brad Pitt
Ruth Negga (Loving) Mila Kunis
“Dusky blue” “Mineral gray”
Interdependence Isolation
Black-ish The OA
Superstore (the sitcom) Real superstores
Lindy West Michael Medved
Helen Oyeyemi Ian McEwan
Scandinavian films DC Cinematic Universe
Gnomes Trolls
UW women’s basketball UFC
Obsidian Rose gold
Cuban style pork Nashville hot chicken
The Malady of Sevendials Twenty One Pilots
John Oliver Jimmy Fallon
Westland Distillery Weed-infused alcohol
First Avenue streetcar Drones
Sparkling Ice (still) La Croix
Meghan Trainor (the artist) Meghan Trainor (the singer)
“Warren warriors” “Bernie bros”
Tacoma Portland
Teen Vogue National Enquirer (even to laugh at)
Real-life socializing Facebook Live
Eyebrow tattoos Tramp stamps
Twin Peaks revival Gilmore Girls revival
“Rage rooms” “Escape rooms”
Lumpia Buddha bowls
Honest information Emotional manipulation
Populism (real) Populism (fake)
Permanent housing for the homeless Temporary “rapid rehousing”
“Crooked Donald” reality “Crooked Hillary” myth

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