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Unholier Than Thou

"I USED TO LAUGH at people stuck in the '60s," I wrote in this forum a few years back, "until I met people stuck in the '80s."

By that, I meant how bored to laughter I'd always been by aging hippie memoirists and raconteurs who'd incessantly insisted that their endlessly-repeated tales of their own former wild-oat sowing:

  • comprised something other people wanted or needed to keep hearing; and

  • told of something world-changing, even revolutionary.

The fact that folks my age and even younger are now telling all-too-similar personal histories of their own past "rebellions" only proves:

  • how little the '60s hedonists had actually changed anything; and

  • how little hedonism ever can actually change anything.

Which brings us to ex-Rocket writer Ann Powers and her new autobiographical history, Weird Like Us: My Bohemian America.

A research- or interview-based book about "bohemian America," particularly one that got out of the NY/LA/SF media capitals and into the DIY-arts scenes around the 50 states, could be interesting. This book isn't it.

Instead, Powers discusses little other than her own story, and the story of her wild-'n'-crazy "rebel" pals in San Francisco and New York. She and/or her close friends form punk bands, take drugs, have gay and/or fetishistic sex, go to all-night parties and raves, and collectively imagine that all this makes them superior to Those People out here in Squaresville America, those people who are all too obsessed with superficial lifestyle crap.

The whole thing ends with an essay on "Selling Out," in which she attempts to reconcile her adult lifetime of "anti-establishment" stances with her decision to leave the alternative-newspaper biz and take a job at the NY Times.

This part also contains brief references to Sub Pop Records and Kurt Cobain--the book's only specific references to anything outside N.Y. and Calif., or to anything beyond Powers's or her pals' own lives.

Until this last chapter, Powers seems to imply that all us hicks out here in The Provinces are deathlessly awaiting the latest transgressive style trends from the media capitals, so we can stop mindlessly obeying the dictates of midtown Manhattan and southern California and instead start mindlessly obeying the dictates of downtown Manhattan and northern California.

Melanie Phillips, an editorialist for one of Rupert Murdoch's British newspapers, recently wrote an essay complaining that her readers have mistakenly thought her to be a right-wing reactionary. She's really a progressive, Phillips insists--she just believes real progress doesn't come by encouraging decadent lifestyles. But then Phillips goes on to detail some of what she believes constitutes decadent lifestyles: gays, single moms, the divorced and remarried, etc. etc. So it's easy to imagine how Phillips's readers could mistake her for a flaming Thatcherite. Heck, I could.

But still, there's at least a tiny core of truth within Phillips's posturing.

It's proper and necessary to promote gay-les-bi-etc. civil rights, to advocate freedom of (or from) religion, to make difficult-listening music and not-necessarily-pleasant art. But none of those things are really "transgressive" anymore.

In today's Age of Demographic Tribes, neopagans and BDSM fetishists and Phish-heads are just more lifestyle-based consumer subcultures, all too easily identifiable for purposes of target marketing.

In this regard, both Phillips (who thinks hedonists are subverting society and who dislikes that) and Powers (who thinks hedonists are subverting society and who likes that) are mistaken.

Yes, America (and Britain and the world) needs folks who boldly assert their rights to engage in specialty-taste ways of life and forms of fun. But bohemian hedonism of the classic post-'60s formula, especially as practiced by unholier-than-thou alternative elitists (in cities big and less-big), strengthens, not subverts, the power of the corporate-consumer culture.

As long as you define yourself by what you consume, you're still primarily identifying yourself as a consumer.

And as long as you define yourself by your supposed different-ness from (or superiority to) everyone whose lifestyle's different from yours, then you're playing into the hands of a culture that keeps people trapped in their separate demographic tribes, preventing the cross-cultural community real progress needs.

Everybody's really "weird like us" in their own special way. We need to find a way to reach out to all the other weirdos in this great big world, including those weirdos who seem square at first glance.

Something else I wrote here a few years back: "We don't have to tear the fabric of society apart. Big business already did it. We need to figure out how to put it back together."

TOMORROW: The Internet needs fewer tall guys and more fat guys.

IN OTHER NEWS: Seattleites finally got an honest-to-Bacchus Mardi Gras rowdy-fest for the first time in two decades. The Seattle Times would have undoubtedly covered it in Wednesday's edition, but it's a morning paper now and the drunken troublemakers were arrested after the paper's new deadlines. What Wednesday Times readers got instead: A front-page-blurbed feature, "Your Complete Guide to Flossing."

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