MISCmedia for 4/26/01
Getting A Grilling

I LIKE FAST FOOD. Wanna make something of it?

Many do. (Want to make something of it, that is.)

Eric Schlosser's new book Fast Food Nation is only the most recent example.

Schlosser's tirade states, essentially, that all of America except for the Enlightened Few such as himself (and presumably his readers) are mindless sheep, being led to a metaphorica slaughter of obesity and cholesterol by greedy mega-corporations, callously out to rake in billions off of lethal meals at home and then to export this monolithic Americulture to the world.

At best, these arguments are misguided. At worst, they display a classist basis.

I like fast food (although I know it's a pleasure best enjoyed, like so many other pleasures, in moderation). It's cheap, tasty, unpretentious, and gets you back to your busy day. Feeding doesn't have to be sit-down and from-scratch, any more than sex has to always involve a whole weekend at one of those dungeon B&Bs.

And fast food doesn't necessarily have to be huge and corporate. Look at those tasty burger and gyros booths at street fairs, or at the feisty local drive-ins and hot-dog stands in most cities and towns.

And it sure doesn't have to be a symbol of American cultural imperialism. Look at the feisty taco wagons of White Center and South Park, or the teriyaki and bento stands that are a modern fixture of most Northwest urban neighborhoods.

Fast food, or something like it, exists in nearly every society big enough to have urban dwellers on the go. (Although many of U.S. ethnic-restaurant favorites were actually invented here, by clever immigrant chefs.)

So get off your exclusionary-tribalist purity trip and have a fry. Or a spicy chicken bowl. Or a falafel-on-a-stick. Or some flying morning glory on fire.

IN OTHER NEWS: Had the privilege of meeting Floyd Schmoe, patriarch of the Seattle Quaker church and longtime peace activist, in 1991, around the time he started the Seattle Peace Park across from the Quaker center in the U District. He was in his mid-90s then, still alert and still a devout activist for pacifism. If I live as long as he (passing this week at age 105), I can only hope to have achieved half the good works he did.

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