MISCmedia for 9/30/99
That's Rather Odd, By Jove

MOST EVERYBODY LOVES ODD STUFF. Strange events. The unknown. The wacky, the wild, the bizarre.

Even stiff-upper-lip Brits.

Especially those Brits who read and write for the quarter-century-old journal The Fortean Times (named for pioneer odd-stuff researcher Charles Fort, and now published by the same folks behind the bad-bloke magazine Bizarre and the bad-boy satirical comic Viz).

One of the mag's chief researchers,Mike Dash, has now come out with Borderlands: The Ultimate Exploration of the Surrounding Unknown. It's been out in the U.K. for a few months now; the U.S. edition might be available this week or within a few weeks.

The book's a long, leisurely intro to all sorts of odd and quasi-supernatural stuff around the world, past and present. Think of it as a quaint stroll through just about everything that seems to happen or to have happened, and which can't be firmly, rationally explained.

What you get: UFO sightings and alien abductions. The Loch Ness Monster. Yetis. Ghosts and poltergeists. Crop circles. Miraculous relics, stigmata, and Mary sightings. Stonehenge and mystery spots. Ley lines and energy centers. Dear-death and out-of-body experiences. Seances and spirit guides. Mediums and ESP. The face of Jesus in tacos and Arabic script in vegetables. Fairies, gnomes, goblins, and wildmen. British authors who claimed to really be Tibetan wise men. Carlos Castaneda and Uri Geller. Time travelers and clairvoyants.

And of particular interest to our local readers: Bigfoot! The famous 1947 "Flying Saucer" sighting near Mt. Rainier! The Olympia "Satanic cult" scare, eventually blamed on false-memory syndrome. Ogopogo, British Columbia's own mythical lake monster. Reports of a similar beast in our own Lake Washington in 1987, found to really be an 11-foot sturgeon. The mirage-like "Silent City" visions in Alaska.

But plenty of books, movies (documentary, fictional, and in between), zines, comix, and TV specials and series have explored some or all of these topics. What sets Borderlands apart is Dash's personable-yet-levelheaded tone (he's a Cambridge Ph.D.) and his attitude of informed, open-minded skepticism. He's ready to call a fraud a fraud (Castaneda). He's all for scientific and material evidence behind strange occurrances, when and where such evidence might be found. And he's open to both rational and supernatural explanations for this stuff.

But, ultimately, the phenomena he chooses to include in this book are phenomena which remain unsolved, unproven, unconfirmed. Something that has become known and proven, such as hypnosis, is something that's now within the rational realm. The "borders" of knowledge referred to in the title keep moving back, but the borders' length, and the size of the area beyond them, may remain as large as ever.

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