Susie's Complaint Weird fiction piece by Clark Humphrey 6/14/93 I'm not a babe. I'm not a broad. I'm not a hon'. I'm not a bitch. I'm not a gal. I'm not a femme. I'm not a dude. I'm a dudette.

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