Weird Hetero Sex Fiction, a brief intro

Many of these stories are based on dreams or half-awake visions, so I can't guarantee they'll make sense. Some of the stories have more or less sex in them than others, and the sex they have is mostly of the interpersonal-turmoil-narrative type, not the steamy or gross-out type (in other words, don't expect Penthouse Forum or Hot-Hot Action here).

• 'She makes pithy remarks about women who are so flat it's pathetic....' (posted 10/6/99)
• "Miss Sally's Place has had three or four Miss Sallys...." (posted 9/23/99)
• "She can see his eyes capturing her figure...." (posted 9/16/99)
• "The walls are impracticably tall for a cold climate...." (posted 9/9/99)
• Your Video Date. (posted 9/2/99)
• A group of young girls has an early practice in sneering at other women's "perfect" bodies. (posted 8/26/99)
• Hell is Perfection. (posted 8/19/99)
• A new magazine simulates a date with a 'Real Girlfriend' (posted 8/12/99)
• 'A Variety of Female Smiles for the Actress or Caricaturist...' (posted 8/5/99)
• A young widow decides only the most carefully-planned sex could complete her own Return to Life (posted 7/29/99)
• An outline for a fictional memoir of one of The Nakeds, employed by major corporations to do nothing but be beautiful (posted 7/22/99)
• Two sets of parents do all they can to Prevent the Inevitable, the coupling of one couple's daughter and the other couple's son--a mating which just might end everything (posted 7/15/99)
• A Matchmaking Mom will do anything to force her son out of his inhibitions; failing that, she'll do anything to market him to girls without his knowledge (posted 7/8/99)
• A lonely man tries to escape his city's official Family Day and finds a real-enough family to call his own (posted 7/2/99)
• A hack musician tries to write the ultimate Baseball Song
• Male-fantasy lesbians take on lesbian-fantasy males in the Battle of the Stereotypes
• A woman is surprised to find herself the Beneficiary of gender double standards
• The Best Fucks In Town try to teach sexual freedom to their teen kids
• A former sex worker performs her quota of Community Service
• Susie's Complaint, a short-short-short
• Velvet desires meet disillusioning fulfillment at the Dream Club
• A lonely insurance accountant builds a basement Dream Village
• It's Elliot Gould Week on the Late Movie!
• Everything I Really, Really Needed to Know...
• The Family Interview reveals secrets most families keep secret
• Story Fragments, none longer than two paragraphs
• A warehouse-store Front Line Caller has a tragic date at a comedy club
• George and Girls, not quite a match made in Heaven
• A linear explanation of God As I Understand Him
• The Groupie In Winter mourns the passing of her music scene
• Prowling in the supermarkets for Hungry Men
• I'll Do Anything!, the tale of a younger man, an older woman, and window washing
• A teen runaway schemes to start a new life as Miss Inga Person
• The Male Feminist Convention turns a major hotel upside down
• Surviving in the Matriarchy, conjecture about how society might have evolved
• A few of My Past Lives
• The Naked Earth, my third (and, to date, last) sci-fi story
• A list of Naked Women and What They Do
• A man escapes from a surreal prison experiment and into New Identity
• A struggling artist, in search of rent money, insists she is Not A Prostitute
• A pubescent girl lives in fear of inheriting her mother's Odd-Shaped Breasts
• The naming of Planet Susan, the second sci-fi story I ever wrote
• The Punk Auntie Mame tries to instill some fighting spirit into her vulnerable niece
• Eat Cafe Concept, a punk sitcom soap opera set in a small town
• Eat Cafe Pilot
• RoboBug and the Killer Insects, a comic book story of tragic science fantasy
• SadElf in the Land of the GladElves, a slightly curved kiddie story
• A proposed 1994 ad parody for a Seattle Scene Chess Set (uses Netscape tables)
• A Sibling Rivalry pits a popular girl against her less-popular brother
• The Sisterhood of Philip, college women learn to share resources
• The most popular girl in school puts a would-be protegee to The Test
• A Computer Game Tip Sheet
• What Price Freedom?, a parable of disorientation and futile bachelorhood
• The confessions of A Woman Who Likes Men

In the late 1980s I wrote a hypertext novel, The Perfect Couple: A Story In 178 Scenes. It's available on Mac Hypercard disc from Eastgate Systems Inc.