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Saturday, October 13, 2001
Ms DOWN 2-1 IN PLAYOFF FIRST ROUND: The fear here is that the Best Regular Season Team Ever might turn out to be like the Shawn Kemp-era Sonics, a team that could overpower opponents one at a time but could be successfully scouted against in a long series.


posted by clark 8:49 PM

Thursday, October 11, 2001
NAOMI KLEIN WRITES about "Protesting in the Post-WTC Age."

posted by clark 12:32 AM

Wednesday, October 10, 2001
Ms GET NO RESPECT: Our boys had better clobber, or at least not get clobbered by, Cleveland the next couple of playoff games. We've gotta prove there can indeed be a decent baseball team out here in what NY/Calif. still mistakenly believes is The Sticks.


posted by clark 10:59 PM

RUSH LIMBAUGH SAYS HE'S GOING DEAF: Since I don't share his brand of insult "humor," I won't make the kind of obvious put-down gag that he would surely have made if a Clinton administration official had faced the same personal tragedy. I will say that the news contradicts the longstanding folkloric equivalence of deafness with saintliness and humility.

posted by clark 1:29 AM

Tuesday, October 09, 2001
ELSEWHERE:

A Muslim-American is "shamed by the language and attitudes I find some of my fellow Americans using about Islam."

The "commodification of ugliness."

Love French pop singers (and who wouldn't)? Then check out The Ye-Ye Girls tribute site.


posted by clark 12:09 PM

MISCmedia RADIO, our online of top Northwest power pop past and present, has been assigned a new URL by our server provider. This means those of you who've bookmarked it in WinAmp, iTunes, or other MP3-playing software will need to paste in the new address, http://www.live365.com/play/73998.

posted by clark 12:19 AM

Monday, October 08, 2001
THE END IS NEAR: What little creative spirit left in Seattle commercial radio is likely to get washed away. Longtime local station boss (and former Sonics owner) Barry Ackerley is retiring from the broadcasting biz and selling all his remaining properties (including KUBE-FM and KJR-AM) to Clear Channel Communications, the current 1200-lb. gorilla of U.S. media.

We first wrote about Clear Channel when it bought and promptly killed our second-favorite online radio station, Luxuria Music. That was the least of its crimes against culture. Thanks to government "regulators" allowing nearly unlimited industry consolidation, CC's acquired over 1,100 stations. It runs them on the cheap: Firing local DJs, running centralized and automated playlists, bullying any remaining local competitors into cutting ad rates beneath break-even levels.

With this enormous airplay clout, CC's become mighty pushy toward record companies. While it's still legally prohibited from directly charging the labels to play their records, it manages to force other "considerations" from them.

Especially now that CC also owns one of North America's two main concert promotion companies. It bought SFX Entertainment, of which The Stranger said in 1998 that "they could crush TicketMaster like a little bug." As part of CC, it's gotten even bigger and pushier, adding ticket surcharges and cutting artists' fees. Many cloutless acts are even expected to perform for free at shows charging $25 or more per ticket, in exchange for airplay consideration on CC's stations.

Clear Channel can easily be called the Microsoft of music and broadcasting. This is not a favorable comparison. Its strategies are clearly not competitive but monopolistic. It operates not to directly make money (indeed, it's fiscal performance is at least as sorry as that of any media company in this ad-slump year) but to maintain and expand its power. And no politician has spoken out against it, not even the ones who love to bash the media. (Did I mention that Rush Limbaugh is now a CC employee?)

Seattle was the last big U.S. city not to have a CC-owned block of stations. Now our radio will likely suck as much as the radio everywhere else.

(This article's permanent link.)


posted by clark 12:08 PM

CHOOSE YOUR CIVIC ROLE MODEL: The Mariners have just lost their last regular-season game as I write this, and enter the playoffs tied for the best regular season in baseball history (based on number of wins, not winning percentage).

As most of you know, I'm of the generation that came of age with the indelible image of the Ms as a lovable-loser team playing in a lovable-loser domed stadium in a lovable-loser city. Even Seattle's attempts to become a Big League City were typically of a feebly predictable variety (e.g., taxpayer subsidies for chain-owned luxury shops downtown).

But the Century 21 Ms are different. They're the Real Freakin' Thing. I adore the team's stunning success like nothing else; but still have a hard time comprehending it. It's off the visible spectrum of good news, just as the terror attacks were far further off the visible spectrum of bad news.

The Ms' spectacle provides as good an excuse as any to survey the cultural status of this once-remote port city on the occasion of its sesquicentennial.

IN THE '90S, Seatle seemed on the verge of bigtime cultural-capital status; corresponding to the city's approach toward bigtime business-power status.

But the movie and TV location work mostly moved to Vancouver; the "Seattle Music Scene" craze was successfully crushed by the major-label conglomerates; and the local web-content companies that had been on the seeming verge of displacing both print and audiovisual media giants have either died or been fiscally chastized into safer market niches.

While Seattle still hasn't permanently muscled in on NY's hold on publishing or LA's hold on film production, we remain a hotbed for many DIY-level arts genres (contemporary dance, experimental music, indie rock, snowboarding apparel, comix).

The recent, and apparently now ending, tech-biz gold rush meant some creative-type folk found the chance to finance some of their dreams (restaurants, coffeehouses, shot-on-video movies, self-released CDs). Many others took tech-biz jobs in that hope, but found themselves too drained by the hours and stress.

The upside of the dot-com collapse is many writers, painters, musicians, etc. who'd found themselves stuck working 60-hour weeks in Redmond now have the time to resume their real work (and real-estate hyperinflation is slowing, so they might be able to keep their studios and practice spaces.) The bad news: Many of these people lost much of their savings in the stock collapse (particularly those who worked for stock options).

THE REST of the local economy now lies as fragile as the world economy to which it's become ever more closely interconnected.

Boeing, once synonymous with both Seattle and U.S. industrial-export might, is turning (or was trying to turn before the recession) into a financier-oriented investment company whose holdings only incidentally include airplane factories, and whose execs live and work far away from any of its physical-stuff-making operations.

Microsoft and Starbucks, those companies everyone loves to hate, are still here, still increasing their world domination of their respective industries, and still making enemies while insisting on their innate goodness.

And Amazon.com, the company that persued Bigness at any cost, used the end of E-Z deficit financing as an excuse to can hundreds of Seattle workers and ship their jobs to lower-wage locales.

"GET BIG FAST" was the title of a book about Amazon, based on the now-discredited mantra justifying the high burn rate of money-pit dot-coms. Amazon's strategy meshed nearly perfectly with the ongoing insecurities of a city elite forever fretting about Seattle's stature, ever concocting jump-start schemes to make us (yes, I know I overuse the phrase, but so do they) World Class. World Class-ness means we get big new "arts" buildings but can't keep our artists from getting evicted. It means we've got all this private wealth but (thanks to the anti-tax Republicans some of these wealthy ones support) we can't house our homeless, feed our hungry, or relieve our exurban sprawl and our traffic jams.

But the phrase "Get Big Fast" also expresses the craving to get beyond juvenile frustration ASAP, to give birth to a company and have it immeidately be "grown up." Only things don't quite work that way in the real world, or even in the real corporate world.

Seattle still doesn't know what it wants to be when it grows up. But it's anxious to grow up, or rather to act like a gangly adolescent pretending to be grown up. And it always has been. Like that Here Comes the Brides theme song goes: "Like a beautiful child/Growing up green and wild."

But the result, all too often, is like seeing the adult actors in Porky's II walking around in their receding hairlines, pretending to be hormone-stricken teenagers pretending to be worldwise grownups.

IF WE CAN just all forget for a moment about Getting Big Fast, maybe we can start to really grow up.

The Mariners became a powerhouse mainly by de-emphasizing the big cheap home run (to the point of buildiing a stadium where they'd be tougher to achieve); instead focusing on doing the little things right and pulling together.

Exactly what this town needs.

(This article's permanent link.)


posted by clark 10:27 AM

Sunday, October 07, 2001
WHAT I'VE BEEN UP TO THIS WEEK: The new print MISC. is running a little late--or, actually, I'd hoped to get it out two weeks earlier than I'd originally promised, but now it will be out on the previously promised date of Oct. 15. A lot of terror-attack related commentaries have been stuck in. Our original plans for a large, complicated cartoon drawing commemorating Seattle's 150th birthday was replaced by a simpler one-page photo collage. If you want to run an ad in it, email me now.

STILL LOOKING, by the way, for your suggestions of Things to Love About America. Will post the whole list midweek.


posted by clark 3:27 PM

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